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raven-in-white:

gw2moelefay:

saintcranky:

arcxus-of-altihex:

Playing GW2 be like

Sylvari personal story: so you’ve gotta kill a dragon, and here’s a conspiracy, and here’s a hot dude your character’s gonna crush on…

Human personal story: so um, this child went missing, and you gotta go undercover at a circus and fight deranged clowns

Norn PS: Your got drunk and lost stuff. Good job, Moron.

Charr PS: *pulls up a chair* So, you got daddy issues…

Asura PS: So. About those college loans.

likemesomesalads:

caim-the-godstomper:

grenthsgarters:

likemesomesalads:

grenthsgarters:

likemesomesalads:

Braham Eirsson licked an icicle and got his tongue stuck to it and you can not convince me otherwise.

Let me one up you real quick.
He KNOWS not to lick icicles. He KNOWS his tongue gets stuck to them. But he does it anyway, especially on dares. Taimi dared him to lick an icebrood once and he got stuck to it. She has the video from the crazy fight and watches it to cheer herself up.

#he totally dared he Commander to lick an icicles

He totally did and then they both ended up stuck to it.

The commander eats stuff OFF THE FLOOR for kicks. The commander fears no God or Elder Dragon, so why fear germs?

Braham dared the commander to lick the tooth of Jormag once when they were in Hoelbrak…and naturally the commander did, but it proved a bit difficult to remove their tongue from the tooth.

Commander: *looking sad while staying in Hoelbrak*

Braham: What’s up, Boss?

Commander: Did you keep some part of Jormag’s tooth? It tasted good

Braham:….Can never tell if you’re joking

afsasfas

IMAGINE THEM TRYING TO MAKE ICE CREAM OUT OF THE REMAINS OF THE TEETH!!!!

What WOULD Jormags tooth taste like, blue raspberry?
OH NO.
OH NO.

SEIMUR OXBONE WANTS TO MARKET JORMAG ICE POPS.

pulledrosepetals:

Sorry did I disturb your tennis-battle-to-death?

commander-titania:

Titania makes a gift for Trahearne, and neither know how to handle the consequences. (I’VE BEEN WANTING TO MAKE THIS FOR MONTHS…)

Audio from The Office

juvenile-sand-lion:

Flame legion books found in the iron marches

Source: juvenile-sand-lion

I should work on my character page

I did a new layout but…

Screenshots?

Writing?

CODING?

UGH TOO MUCH.

likemesomesalads:

I’m so glad we all agree that Braham is a huge moron.

Braham is like a big dumb golden retriever. A big chungus goofus.

likemesomesalads:

grenthsgarters:

likemesomesalads:

Braham Eirsson licked an icicle and got his tongue stuck to it and you can not convince me otherwise.

Let me one up you real quick.
He KNOWS not to lick icicles. He KNOWS his tongue gets stuck to them. But he does it anyway, especially on dares. Taimi dared him to lick an icebrood once and he got stuck to it. She has the video from the crazy fight and watches it to cheer herself up.

#he totally dared he Commander to lick an icicles

He totally did and then they both ended up stuck to it.

The commander eats stuff OFF THE FLOOR for kicks. The commander fears no God or Elder Dragon, so why fear germs?

Braham dared the commander to lick the tooth of Jormag once when they were in Hoelbrak…and naturally the commander did, but it proved a bit difficult to remove their tongue from the tooth.