aid-worker-sya:

the incel human gods: showed up on a planet already teaming with sentient life and basically let their kids just run amok doing as they pleased, severely fucked up the balance of magic in this world they weren’t originally a part of, fucked shit up before leaving the first time which almost lead to nightfall, left again when realizing the real ‘gods’ of the world where fucking scary as shit and left their human worshipers to deal with it alone when they were the reason they left, one of them almost destroyed the world just to feel like a big guy, left AGAIN to completely leave all humanity and everyone else on their own to deal with the eldritch abomination dragons they woke up

the chad spirits of the wild: are awesome animals like bears and ravens and wolves, are active in the affairs of the world even though they could probably hide in the mists forever, communicate with their shamans and religious caste, give guidance to the people who worship and revere them but are careful not to baby them so they don’t become dependent on them, actively fought against the elder dragons at the cost of some of their own lives so that their people could escape to new lands with their lives, did NOT abandon the world in its worst days

Story Time:

ifeelsixfeettall:

One of the dailies today was the Branded Mine JP in Fields of Ruin. Very nice. There’s already a commander tag there and people are providing ports.

I enter the cave.

A chef slowly glides down from the ceiling, landing in front of the assembled group.

He says.

No one interrupts him – There is nothing to say.

He equips a Chef’s Frying Pan and lays down a Roast Pig interactable.

This absolute guy walks over to the cave wall and pretends to pull a Mesmer portal out of it before porting everyone to the end of the JP.

I mail him some gold with the message: Also attached [The Lamb Sauce].

As people head out, he calls to us.

Ideas to improve Guild wars 2

ivealwaysbeenthornheart:

poroquagganbob:

bi-zojja:

doku-sama:

saintcranky:

dating sim

pet collecting (not just dogs and cats either)

Mount collecting

fashion shows

my favorite NPCs brought back to life

Player housing that we can decorate

barber and tattoo shops where we can customize  our characters 

Less hostile mobs so we can explore and enjoy the beautiful scenery that the devs and animators worked so hard on

New Classes not just riffs on the old ones

New playable races

More Laranthir

Let us set Caithe up with a nice new girlfriend who loves her and treats her well. (commanders not excepted)

More attainable armor skins

Feel free to add your own

More Canach (always)

REAL BUFF female bodies for norn

More realistic female armors with no boobplate/stupid sexy shit

Being able to adopt Taimi

Character creation wardrobe (any playable race + all armor skins so u can preview a new character with varied skins without having to make it and look in the wardrobe)

Photo mode (building off the less hostile mobs- sometimes I want to take pictures of enemies without being attacked yknow? but also a way for this to not be exploited by ppl who just want to avoid fighting)

Don’t lock skins/items/mounts behind competitive modes or at least make them attainable to an average player

More realistic body proportions/muscularity for characters using the female model

Better dye channels on outfits

Fix the texture issues for equipment on charr & asura (especially heavy armor charr….blease)

Not game specific but I want sheet music. gw2 has such an incredible soundtrack and I’d love to learn to play some of it

– an instance where you get to cuddle Aurene and calm her down in Suns Refuge 

– actually chubby/fat character models. and not just on norn/charr

– FRECKLES FOR HUMANS AND NORN
– Home instance that we can customize with stuff like guild decor, chairs, sofas, etc
– A STABLE IN OUR HOME INSTANCE
– A bestiary/something we can look at enemies and their animations/models
– A baby bjorn for the baby skyscale PLEASE

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