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slayer-libitira:

you don’t get that true HoT Experience™ until you’ve died at least 5 times to the fucking pocket raptors

commander-titania:

trahearne, hiring the commander on the fucking spot

Source: commander-titania

lesbianshepard:

finally realized what the hair + laugh from the teaser reminded me of

tyrian-travel-journal:

how appropriate

condiscum:

So in @ironinsanity‘s storyline for her commander, Flackjacket, we’ve filled in the gaps on the two missing firstborn Sylvari. As such, I figured it was high time to have a comprehensive list for these goofballs. They’re organized in theoretical order of awakening. (You can fight me on any of this bc canon sources are so contradictory and unclear lmao)

So, here you have it. Mianach belongs to @tricksterpale; Isolda belongs to @agardenoflights. Follow our collective nonsense over at @partyinthemists~!

akalanthis:

Another painting for a fellow RPer! The colors are very unusual for me, an interesting challenge. Painting sylvari is the best :>

(I know I don’t post enough paintings on here, but I’ve got some projects going on that eat so much of my time…)

Source: akalanthis

radioactivetequila:

commander the ultimate batman, stopping the brand one shatterer at a time.

Source: radioactivetequila

47-asura:

talk-of-tyria:

Crystal Desert – Jahai Bluffs – Sun’s Refuge
Sunspear Medic: This looks bad.
Injured Sunspear: (grunt) You should see the other guy.
Sunspear Medic: I did. Came in clamped to your arm. Sand eel elvers are vicious.

Picture this:

velancea:

xiu-quatl:

condiscum:

tricksterpale:

tricksterpale:

The Firstborn discovering weed for the first time. One of them blazes it and the rest get contact high.

Discuss.

(

Spoiler Alert: It was Firstborn Mianach who blazed it first )

Mianach, hits blunt once: Dude….if human babies in the womb for 9 months, why aren’t they 9 months old when they born

Trahearne, probably sobbing: I don’t know

Malomedies: …Wh— who knew what time it was… when the first clock was made?

Niamh, to Faolain: If two mesmers read each other’s minds… who’s mind are they reading??

Caithe, wide-eyed: Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood…

Dagonet, lying on the ground, pupils dilated into oblivion: If you… Eat yourself… Do you become twice as large or… Do you disappear into a black hole…

Wynne, face down on a table: wh-who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?