Picture this:

velancea:

xiu-quatl:

condiscum:

tricksterpale:

tricksterpale:

The Firstborn discovering weed for the first time. One of them blazes it and the rest get contact high.

Discuss.

(

Spoiler Alert: It was Firstborn Mianach who blazed it first )

Mianach, hits blunt once: Dude….if human babies in the womb for 9 months, why aren’t they 9 months old when they born

Trahearne, probably sobbing: I don’t know

Malomedies: …Wh— who knew what time it was… when the first clock was made? 

Niamh, to Faolain: If two mesmers read each other’s minds… who’s mind are they reading??

Caithe, wide-eyed: Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood… 

Dagonet, lying on the ground, pupils dilated into oblivion: If you… Eat yourself… Do you become twice as large or… Do you disappear into a black hole…

Wynne, face down on a table: wh-who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?