talk-of-tyria:

Ascalon – Blazeridge Steppes – Blightwater Basin
Ascalonian Archer #1: Hey, cutie. My arrow. Your bow. I bet we could hit the mark.
Ascalonian Archer #2: I’ve got a better idea. My arrow. Your backside.
Ascalonian Archer #1: Aha. Bullseye. I’m gone.