talk-of-tyria:

Crystal Desert – Jahai Bluffs – Pact Vanguard
Vigil Tactician: So when’s the wedding?
Priory Scholar: Well, we had it planned for next week. But he’s all the way in Lion’s Arch, and I’m out here, and the Shatterer…
Vigil Tactician: Then we’ll have to end this quick. Forget the Shatterer—if you have to reschedule, imagine the double catering bills!

Priory Scholar: (shudder)