Story Time:

ifeelsixfeettall:

One of the dailies today was the Branded Mine JP in Fields of Ruin. Very nice. There’s already a commander tag there and people are providing ports.

I enter the cave.

A chef slowly glides down from the ceiling, landing in front of the assembled group.

He says.

No one interrupts him – There is nothing to say.

He equips a Chef’s Frying Pan and lays down a Roast Pig interactable.

This absolute guy walks over to the cave wall and pretends to pull a Mesmer portal out of it before porting everyone to the end of the JP.

I mail him some gold with the message: Also attached [The Lamb Sauce].

As people head out, he calls to us.