Braham Eirsson licked an icicle and got his tongue stuck to it and you can not convince me otherwise.
Let me one up you real quick.
He KNOWS not to lick icicles. He KNOWS his tongue gets stuck to them. But he does it anyway, especially on dares. Taimi dared him to lick an icebrood once and he got stuck to it. She has the video from the crazy fight and watches it to cheer herself up.#he totally dared he Commander to lick an icicles
He totally did and then they both ended up stuck to it.
The commander eats stuff OFF THE FLOOR for kicks. The commander fears no God or Elder Dragon, so why fear germs?
Braham dared the commander to lick the tooth of Jormag once when they were in Hoelbrak…and naturally the commander did, but it proved a bit difficult to remove their tongue from the tooth.
Commander: *looking sad while staying in Hoelbrak*
Braham: What’s up, Boss?
Commander: Did you keep some part of Jormag’s tooth? It tasted good
Braham:….Can never tell if you’re joking
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IMAGINE THEM TRYING TO MAKE ICE CREAM OUT OF THE REMAINS OF THE TEETH!!!!
What WOULD Jormags tooth taste like, blue raspberry?
OH NO.
OH NO.
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