Braham Eirsson licked an icicle and got his tongue stuck to it and you can not convince me otherwise.
Let me one up you real quick.
He KNOWS not to lick icicles. He KNOWS his tongue gets stuck to them. But he does it anyway, especially on dares. Taimi dared him to lick an icebrood once and he got stuck to it. She has the video from the crazy fight and watches it to cheer herself up.
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